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7 Dirty Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend

Want to know what dirty questions to ask your boyfriend? Imagine that you are draped blissfully in your boyfriend’s arms basking in the warm purple glow that floods every part of you after sex. Then your head starts to spin.

“How many other chicks has he slept with” you anxiously ask yourself.

“What were they like compared to me?”

“Can I trust this guy to tell the truth?”

…the list goes on.

Do not fear. It’s normal to want to know everything about the inner workings of a man’s mind.  Here are our top dirty questions to ask your boyfriend.

Want to heat things up a bit with some dirty questions to ask your boyfriend? Here goes…


7 Dirty Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend

1. “Have you slept with many other girls?”

Has he slept with girls like this before?

When it comes to dirty questions to ask your boyfriend this has to be the favourite. Ask yourself first if it’s necessary to even pose this question…because if he’s the perfect boyfriend (which he should be because you deserve it), chances are he’s had other chicks all over him since he was barely out of diapers. If he’s a clueless loser with little or no previous sexual experience – would you have even considered him (i’ll answer that for you: “HELL NO”).

So take a time out …is it crucial that you ask him this?

If you do decide to ask he may lie his way out of the qeustion. Guys *know* that you would not be attracted to him if he has not not slept with very many other woman and so they will usually upsize their exact number. As a rule of thumb, subtract five from whatever bullshit answer he gives you and you’ll be somewhere near the right answer.

2. “Describe your ideal porno movie!”

Dirty questions to ask your boyfriend

What’s his favourite porn

Don’t just ask him ‘what’s your ultimate fantasy/desire’. Get creative with this! Ask him about porn. In this day and age, most people watch porn (yes, even your mom). Porn is part of life, like it or loathe it. It meets a whole manner of weird fantasies for guys and girls – from toe fettishes to dominant sex. So – don’t you think it’s a good idea to get a crucial insight into what your guy would love to watch in porn?

Guys talk porn between themselves *all* the time (especially the younger ones).

3. “What do you want for breakfast?”

They say the way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach. Well, this is half right. The way to a guy’s heart is through his penis AND his appetite for fine cuisine. Learn his favourites (my man loves French cuisine so I became a pro at making French food). You must be adept at handling both. Learn how to make a love potion to put him under your spell here.

To qualify this as a dirty questions to ask your boyfriend here’s an idea: cover yourself in chocolate spread and serve yourself for dessert as a dirty human chocolate fondu.

4. “What do I need to do to make you happy?”

Dirty Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend - Happiness

Happy Boyfriend, Happy Life

The reason this is a smart question to ask is that it sets up a nice dynamic where he is the king and you are the innocent little princess aiming to please him. Why is this important? 50 Shades of Grey is a number one movie for a very good reason: there is something so addictive about dominant men. You must be the OPPOSITE of dominant. What is the opposite of dominant? SUBMISSIVE. Yes, you must submit to his manliness to get the greatest sex you’ve ever had.

Of course, you don’t actually need to believe his is your master and you are the slave. Things are probably the other way around. But for the purposes of dirty questions to ask your boyfriend to turn him on, make him feel like he is the one in charge.

5. “Do you love me?”

Dirty Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend do you love me

Do you love me?


This is a very clever dirty question to ask your boyfriend (ok it’s not that dirty but it will make him love you more) right after sex because it taps into the sudden river of oxytocin that floods his body at that precise moment. He will be at his most vulnerable at this moment so hit hi hard with this clever question. These hormones you are exploiting are what meant our ancestors could raise babies in the wild and we still have them.

Press yourself into his torso, be cute, nuzzle up to him right after sex. Softly ask him ‘Do you love me?‘ in the cutest little girl’s voice you can do. Every fibre in his being will be screaming at him to say ‘yes’.

6. “Who taught you how to fuck like that?”

OK back to the dirty stuff you horny sluts! Just kidding 😉 but this one is pretty dirty. And clever. Clever because it makes HIM FEEL LIKE AN AUTHORITY. And guys love that. It makes him feel like he is a lothario, well versed in the art of lovemaking. Like he has slain 100 women in the manner of Casanova back in the day.

He might be terrible in bed, but if you like this guy and want to keep him, make sure he thinks you think he’s awesome in bed. That will keep his ego nicely boosted and you’ll get more of what you want from him.

7. “Can you come on my face?”

Dirty questions to ask your boyfriend

You are a blank canvas

I saved the dirtiest of all to the last of this list of dirty sex questions to ask your boyfriend. The question is simple but the results are EPIC. Ask this question if you want to see his face light up like a fucking Christmas tree, his pupils dilate and his hard cock grow an inch inside you as he’s fucking you. Guys love the idea of spraying a girl’s face with his sticky load – so make sure you ask this question at least once a month in your relationship to keep him sweet.

Enjoy. x


p.s. want more tips on bedroom talk? check this out.

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